Monday, October 5

Jobs are for chumps


"Todd Palin, the husband of polarizing former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has quit his job working in an oil field."

Boxing Metropolis has the transcript of how it happened:

SARAH PALIN: Hey, my book's getting published! And we're getting millions of dollars!

TODD PALIN: Kick-ass!

SARAH PALIN: Also, we have millions of other dollars from all my speaking
engagements.

TODD PALIN: That's a lot of money we have.

SARAH PALIN: Sure is! I'm gonna quit my job.

TODD PALIN: Awesome. And then, a few months after that, I'll quit mine.

SARAH PALIN: Yeyyyyy!

TODD PALIN: Yeyyyyyy!

(Gunshots. The sound of a moose crying.)

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